dah start dah musim panas kat mesir,harini je 44 darjah celcius..cepatlah balik malaysia..tapi setakat ni masih ok lagi..kalau nak banding dgn tahun lepas..bukak kipas pun rasa bahang je..memule pelik..dah bukak dah kipas,tapi asal rasa panas???lain kot hukum fizik kat mesir ni.. so try la bukak heater,mana tau rasa sejuk..hurrmmm..SALAH..lagi panas(obvious sgt salah)..sebab kat sini x humid...so bkk kipas pun rase panas..xde partikel2 air..yang ade partikel2 habuk je
harini masjid kat bawah rumah dah start bukak aircond..hehe..so,mmg aku jadi "lelaki yang hatinya terpaut di masjid".
nak elak panas2 ni..memang makin rajin r pegi masjid bawah tu... rase cam syurga plak..sejuk..
rajin fawwaz solat kat masjid, sejuk perut mak mengandung,sejuk lagi bahu memikul
p/s: x sabar nak balik malaysia,lusa oral ophthal..pastu ENT
no..not due to physical inactivity..they have lots of gym here..it's amount is equal to the amount of pharmacy and masjid here..it's due to their food..think some more
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introducing....TORBINY!!!
50 cm length..size does matter..
sepanjang keretapi ayam dari tanta ke cairo(jgn risau..xde bau hancing)
kalau nak banding ngan ayam goreng welatain..
jauh bezanya..bagai ayam dan roti..
fawwaz excited tunjuk kat member aussie tru webcam..only in egypt..
all those carbs and fats..even the bulimic needs to puke 5 times to get it all out of the system..
PLUS
bile dah habis makan..korang jgn buang kotak dia.. korang boleh guna
kebangkitan sesuatu kumpulan/bangsa/agama memang sinonim dgn kejatuhan kumpulan/bangsa/agama yang lain..
to make things easier to understand aku nak quote something from rusydi,"zaman gelap(dark ages) pada zaman dahulu yang berlaku di western world atau europe sebenarnya bukanlah dark ages yang boleh digunapakai oleh semua,kerana waktu itu adalah golden ages untuk dunia islam".
Dark ages europe 400 AD(5th century) and 800 AD
bila jatuhnye empayar roman disebabkan invasion dari barbarian tribe seperti visigoth,saxon,hun,vandals,scots,ostrogoth,gaul(teringat game asterix,gaul ni kire france,luxembourg,belgium and some part of switzerland waktu dulu2 r) etc..
banyak sebab untuk kejatuhan empayar ni untk pendekkan cerita antara sebab utama adalah:
1)apabila empayar rome di tadbir oleh 2 emperor,yang at first they shared the power but akhirnya membawa kepada pecahnya kepada 2 kawasan,west roman empire and east roman empire,dan akhirnya west roman empire diserang intrude oleh odoacer dan kuncu2nya(barbarian/germanic,which mean with beard..lol..sbb roman shave beard and diorang x),odoacer nak claimed the title emperor but x dapat coz dia bukan roman and seorang barbaric(same mcm fateh sultan mehmet dalam entry ni)..nak senang korang tgk je cerita the last legion yg aishwarya rai berlakon tu
odoacer(berdiri) roman(melutut)
2)Empire rome x boleh nak bina tembok dekat setiap city dan negara yang ditawan,so,city2 yang besar je ade tembok kuat dan tentera and city2 yang kecil xde tembok dan diceroboh oleh barbarian.
roman fort yang di reconstruct
3) kerajaan Rome expand dengan cepat menyebabkan inflasi..sebab rakyat perlukan transportation,service,aqueduct(sistem air)..senang korang baca je public health..semua bende2 dalam public health la contohnya macam town and house planning m/s 113 buku 2..byk lagi sbb..tp ni antara sebab besar
aqueduct
sesetengah ahli sejarah kata roman empire x jatuh,but decline,and present historian adress the declined empire as byzantine empire which is eastern roman empire and capital dia first at anatolia then change to constantinople/istanbul(diorang panggil new rome..cek entry sebelum ni)..waktu ni memang huru hara..xde kerajan besar..war and everything..so xde kemajuan and all..and even the libraries dibakar..
Golden ages of islam
waktu ni banyak sangat scientists,astronomer,engineer etc islam..since action speak louder than words and video speak the loudest..so tgk je la video bawah ni..zulfahmi ade buku ni waktu dia pegi UK haritu..cek kat blog dia kat sini..ingat nak pinjam balik malaysia nanti tapi mesti dia nak baca kat malaysia..haha.dalam video ni ada tunjuk abu kassim al-zahrawi(father of surgery) dia cipta catgut(dalam buku public health ade cerita pasal catgut..aku tau die cam alat surgery je,but xtau ape sbenarnye bende tu camne rupa dia..hurmm,sampai sekarang pun still guna) m/s 127 public health buku 1
Dark ages of western(in future)
well memang sekarang bukan dark ages diorang pun..even boleh dikatakan golden ages kot bila kuasa dan kekayaan sume milik diorang..but diorang makin lalai..sekarang dunia materialistik..everyone wanna be a rapper or a singer..anything to do wif entertainment..sportsmen and everything..very few that wanna be a scientist and stuff..dunia yang lebih mengagungkan miley cyrus daripada isaac newton..justin bieber daripadaalbert einstein,kobe bryant daripada sebastian van gogh(ish..ape aku melalut ni..u guys get the point)
Golden ages in islam(in future)
x sampai lagi.."Allah tidak akan mengubah nasib seseorang/sesuatu kaum itu melainkan dia yang mengubah nasibnya sendiri"
memang penat kita mengutuk yahudi sehinggakan "there are no proper cursewords to describe israel"quote by Syuhaidah abd rahman via bukan blackberry at facebook..
x salah pn nk kutuk israel sbb mmg kejam..even aktivitiku dan dak2 hausmate pun kutk israel pade waktu lapang,waktu makan,petang2 sambil pekena teh,waktu matahari sepenggalah dan kawasan sama waktu dengannya(lame..)
tapi kalau kutuk dan hina je x membawa ke mana..kita sendiri kena usaha..
"pembebasan palestin kalau digunakan atas nama demokrasi,humanity..mungkin tidak terbebas..tapi jika dibawah nama islam..insyallah satu hari nanti"quote by ustaz Muin via ceramah kelmarin.
taknak ke kita satu hari nanti orang islam malaysia sendiri yang membawa perubahan besar kepada dunia..tokoh2 sains,perubatan,astronomi nama2 seperti jamizulfikri jemangin(aik ni macam jawa..),che hanifuddin maddin borhan..bile kawah di bulan diberi nama seperti temah, mat, tapa,berahim,susilawati,melor,ahmad albab,khir toyo..(lame..haha)..xleh la harapkan orang lain nak simpati dan tolong kita sepanjang masa..bantulah diri sendiri dan saudara kita
doakanla budak2 di bawah ni(dan sume student tanta) utk exam nanti dan jadi orang berjasa besar nanti(nobel laureates..kan rusydi??target kene tinggi)
p/s: statement di atas ini adalah nasihat utk diri penulis blog itu sendiri dahulu ,sebelum utk orang2 lain yang membacanya..
it's fawwaz birthday..although we have exam on thursday but we still bahagi our time to celebrate(tp sume bwk buku jgk)..so again, PTE ade buat minum2 kat abu salamah tepat pukul 12..siapa yang selalu pergi gamaah tahulah mana abu salamah ni..kira ni je la hiburan paling dekat untuk dak2 kafr isom...kalau nak buat bandingan air kat sini..kalau kat oxygen haritu bagi lima bintang satu matahari..kalau abu salamah ni boleh kot bagi 3 bintang..itupun taik bintang..(jangan order paradise..syurga dunia je tu tuan2, bak kata azhan..strawberi die x sedap)
owh..ni bkn abu salamah..ni azhan,pengerusi PCT,sebelum pg abu salamah..zuhud kan kawan2 ??,dia xde seluar waktu nak pegi abu salamah,sume dah abis bagi kat gaza..terpakse pakai seluar lama..
paradise
iced mocha
payahnya hubungan jarak jauh ni kan..topup kene mantap..kene ade italk..nak wish birthday lagi,nak tanye dah mandi belum,ade gosok gigi x..
tengoklah buku di tangan yang sentiasa di dada,safwan ketua subjek public health and community medicine merangkap pengerusi pelajar MARA Tanta,haaa..bukan MEDIC MESIR je ada pengerusi, MARA pun ada..jangan main2..tapi ahli kami x ramai la..x sampai 20 orang pun,kalau buat carta organisasi, 2 orang je la ahli biasa,yang lain semua AJKT..
owh..yang baju hitam tu bukan sarip dol kampung dusun,yang tu afif kafr isom( i know,lawak yg lame..),tengok muka macam gangster,tapi dalam hati ada taman..ni janga main ngan jiwa dan perasaan dia..nanti ada yang 2 minggu x pegi kelas, nak selesai masalah hati..
haaah..yang ni sorang lagi,rusydi..ni lagi complicated..yang si A suka si B,tapi si B suka si C..mak si B suka si D pulak,habis..sape yg suka si E??..kalau buat drama memang best..kalah adamaya..aku berani potong jarilah lagi best
haaah..yang ni lah yang suke si E...ni dah x payah crite dah..memang sekarang ni sume bende indah la..orang bercinta mmg camtu..syurga tuan2..bak kate azhan
ni ketua subjek ENT, che hanif name dia,orangnya tinggi lampai,rambul ikal mayang..exam end round ENT haritu dia dapat fullmark..sekarang dia tgh risau sbb mak kat rumah dah suruh kahwin..
kalau nak cerita pasal fawwaz ni,x cukup satu hari..2 hari mungkin cukup..
bilik dia sebelah je so memang tahulah perangai dia camne..
jenis rajin pergi kelas,xleh tinggal sehari pun.kalau tinggal die sawan..
tiap hari mesti mandi walau musim sejuk..
rajin kemas rumah,semenjak zulkifli(penasihat PCT) pindah rumah,dialah yang tukang buang sampah..tukar air..kami semua malas..
tapi subuh mamai sket..kalau kejut dia subuh..bila die bangun dia kejut kita balik..
rumah ke 2 die kt UK..dah tawan dah satu europe jalan..duit mmg berkepuk la..
mesti ramai berminat kan??
sorila..sume dah terlambat..dia dah berpunya..sejak tingkatan satu lagi sampai sekarang x tukar..setia x??
dia jgk ketua batch kitorang waktu 1st year dulu..waktu tu x ramai pun student
senior ade 4 org..mesyuarat pertama kat mo'men waktu lantik fawwaz..ade la dalam 12 org termasuk senior..
masa dulu nak kate susah xlah sangat..tapi cabaran la..waktu mula2 sampai 4 org senior ni la sambut kitorang..masak tetiap hari2 untuk kitorang..kadang2 ada jugak suruh potong bawang..tapi aku rebel,so muiz je selalu kena..pastu kalau tidor kat bilik fakih atau zulfahmi..bangun2 terus pegi kelas..x kemas saratoga..diorang x ngomel pun..kemas kan je..waktu pindah rumah,fakih yang tolong belikan karpet pastu pasagkan terus..tenguk je kecik badan sekeping camtu..tapi tulang besi urat dawai tu..makan telur mentah tetiap hari..banyakla yang diorang tolong..x terbalas jasa..hal2 yuran..gamaah..visa..nak cerita kena buat muka surat baru
bila tanya camne ek nak balas jasa korang yang banyak ni??hihi..dorang cakap,kalau ade student baru datang..korang pulak tolong diorang
mungkin student sekarang x rase sangat la macam mane waktu awal2 dulu..x kate perit pun..tapi mencabarla untuk senior2 tu..daripada xde langsung PCT..tubuhkan slow2..ade jugak majlis sket2..x besar sgt pun..tapi sekarang dah senang sket,sebab tu diorang sayang sangat PCT ni...macam zaman jepun dulu la nak bagi contohnya..cuma atuk nenek kita je tau pedih pelempang jepun...sekarang kita senang2 je tgk cerita jepun..nampak kat diorang mau x kena minum air sabun..aik,dah macam pantun..jangan salah faham pulak..bukan nak kate dean dulu macam jepun..cuma ni bandigan je..PEACE!!
having ENT exam tomorrow and i'm having sore throat( i donno,it also itch) today,how ironic is dat..
it's the worst..i think i get it by eating too much honey dew 2 days before..
so..i went to the pharmacy to buy some cough syrup(since i already ate like dozen of strepsils,but not working)
waktu nak bayar,came this uncle from behind..dengar waktu die inspirate(bernafas), ade stridor(sound that produce waktu bernafas due to stenosis)..die punya inspiratory stridor..and ble dia bukak mulut untuk cakap suara die hoarse..how cool is dat to diagnose people on the street..and how ironic(2nd time) adakah ini petanda bagus untuk esok??? haha..insyaallah..pray for me
as normal,every student overseas mesti ada jadual masak..and mine is on monday..nak di jadikan cerita..azhan pun masak hari isnin..so, disebabkan sikap malas kami,kami amik keputusan untuk masak sekali,miggu lepas in my house at nadi,so minggu ni(isnin lepas),his house in kafr isom,minggu ni aku sedia bahan,potong ayam,blend bawang and dia masak,
kalau untuk entry dulu,saya kata area nadi macam upper east side manhattan lah kiranye..
kafr isom ni pula seperti harlem,macam ghetto2 sket..mungkin kadar jenayah dan tembak menembak tak setinggi harlem,tapi geng2 pukulnya tetap ada( sume member afif, kalau ade rase nak pukul orang mintak r tolong afif panggil member dia,aktiviti harian gangster2 ni adalah main pingpong)
nak dijadikan cerita,sedang asyik memasak,tetiba ada bunyi bising, lagu2 arab:
u guys must be wondering..why?? kenapa perlu bising??
tersebutlah dulu kisah:
pada satu masa dahulu, ada seorang petani mesir bernama mustafa,kerjanya bertani,bertanilah dia siang dan malam,kerja keras bersungguh untuk 2 anak perempuannya,sahar dan seham,beliau kematian isteri sewaktu kedua-dua anaknya masih kecil,sebelum meninggal,isterinya selalu bercerita bagaimana beliau ternanti2 majlis perkahwinan anak perempuannya yang havoc la kata orang.
dipendekkan cerita,anak pertamanya pun berkahwin,semua persiapan lengkap,dengan makanan,musik,hiasan.Walaubagaimanapun,pak tapa masih merasakan majlis itu tidak cukup havoc.
Jadi,pak tapa menyururh DJ turn the music louder,bila kuat sangat,jiran2 terus keluar rumah dan marah pak tapa,terpaksalah pak tapa slowkan balik music.
selang sebulan selepas itu, seorang syeikh bernama syeikh kamal melagsungkan perkahwinan anak beliau,syeikh ini sangatlah di hormati ramai,sikapnya yang jujur,kuat semayang dan kuat bersedekah,semua warga kampung sangat memandang tinggi dan meghormati beliau.
dijadikan cerita,syeikh itu pekak,jadi sewaktu majlis itu,syeikh itu menyuruh DJ menguatkan bunyi muzik,DJ tu kuatkan muzik,tapi syeikh itu masih tidak dengar dan menyuruh kuatkan lagi muzik,DJ kuatkan lagi muzik,tapi syeikh tetap tidak dengar,sehinggalah bunyi muzik yang sangat kuat,maka jiran2 sebelah rumah bingkas keluar dari rumah dengan niat nak sound.Tetapi apabila melihatkan kepada syeikh itu,semua mendiamkan diri nak masuk semula kedalam rumah dan menahan saja bunyi bising itu.Pak tapa yang sedang asyik menari ketika itu,rasa pelik dan naik hairan. Dalam masa itu,pak tapa mempunyai satu idea yang bernas.
selang setahun selepas itu,anak kedua pak tapa pula melangsungkan perkahwinan,beliau menjemput syeikh kamal ke majlis itu. beliau memasang muzik dengan kuat,apabila ada jiran marah pak tapa, lantas syeikh kamal menjawab
syeikh kamal: kenapa kau marah dia? biarlah dia nak kuatkan muzik, slow sangat,aku x dengar ape2
maka majlis itu pun berlangsung dengan muzik yang kuat,semua jiran terpaksa bersabar.Masing2 memasang niat dan plan untuk buat majlis perkahwinan dengan muzik yang kuat selepas itu. Sebab tu sekarang,bila ada majlis kahwin bising2,arab2 lain sebelah rumah buat bodoh je.
waktu tu juga,apabila kawan2 seham tengok suami seham semua berkata
kawan seham: alololo..comelnya laki kau.untung kau.
kawan2 yang lain pun mengajuk perbuatan kawan seham tu..alololo..semenjak hari tu..perempuan yang melihat sesuatu yang cantik dan menggembirakan diorang mesti meletakkan tangan di mulut dan melaung..alololololololololololololouiii..
if u said 24 is juz a number..i politely beg to differ..24 shows that you're so old and should get marry soon..lol
mak dah berkenan,ko dah berkenan,dia dah berkenan..xkan sampai nak tunggu perkenan sultan(damn..lame gile lawak)
so..it's rusydi 24th birthday,so kami PTE celebrated kat oxygen(oxygen ni kat area nadi,dekat dengan rumah kami,nadi ni macam upper east side la..lol,so memang "ape je yang xde,sume ade,mak bapak je xde" quote by esah bt mahmud a.k.a my nenek)
ni fakih puzi,dia tahun 5,dia masih single,hobi dia tengok cerita korea,kalau dia bosan,dia tengok cerita melayu
yang kanan nilah rusydi,dia dah ada orang,tapi belagak single,yang kiri tu pun same,dah jelas ada orang dah,tapi belagak single,kami memang malas dengar cerita2 bohong dia single,nama dia azhan,dia sekarang pengerusi PCT
yang kiri sekali tu fawwaz,dia sekarang dalam open relationship kalau kat status FB(bukan foreign body tapi fesbok,nak exam dah kan,takut tertuka..damn..ni lg lame lawak),afif(tiada dalam gambar),penah tanya open relationship tu maksud ape? kami yang lain hanya mampu tersenyum simpul..
hah..yang kanan skali yg muke macam fahrin ahmad tu zulfahmi,haa..yang ni jangan kacau,nie dah ade orang dah..kalau ada akhwat tanta kacau jugak, jangan terkejut kalau ada orang ketuk pintu rumah korang malam2 ajak gaduh sape lagi terer masak(tapi dia datang bermusyrif la..peraturan tetap peraturan)
yang kiri tu pulak safwan a.k.a rohfin, yang ni memang husband material la..dia suka kiwi kasut malam2,memang kemas macam mahathir..dia pun orang kedah jugak,tapi duduk kat penang,damn..aku kena potong rambut kot..ingat awek mansurah mane la jadi escort rohfin
air jual kat sini memang mahal..tapi worth la sebab sedap..banyak pilihan
sesiapa yang kenal rusydi memang tahu la sikap dia camne,baik,open dan benci pergaduhan
ilmu dia memang tinggi,ilmu agama,ilmu medic,ilmu niaga kurma..lol
dia kalu bagi ceramah,memang lama sangat,tapi ayat2 dia memang power,memang boleh tergeraklah hati..
sumpah aku tak pernah jumpa orang depan mata aku sehebat rusydi dalam bab2 bersyarah,sebab memang penuh dengan isi dan maklumat,kalau x caye tanya PTE yang lain..so kepada student2 yang duduk kat tanta,ada masa datang la jumpa rusydi,sebab rugi sangat kalau korang tak guna dia sepenuhnya(haha),(kalau nak suruh rusydi bagi talk pun xpe,siapkan tempat je,suruh PTD masak,apa aku melalut ni)
kalau pergi paris orang tanya,"eh,tengok eiffel tower x?"
kira kalau datang tanta ni orang tanya,"eh,tengok rusydi x?"
camtu la kiranye..haha..dah2..xnak panjang2 takut rusydi marah pulak
p/s:kalau ayat2 aku ada wat sakit hati orang selama ni,bagitau la..terlajak perahu boleh undur,telajak kata badan binasa,terlajak blog boleh di edit..byk sgt nyamuk skarang..hish
i totally copy paste this article from other blogger..i mean,she also ciplak this thing from orang lain..so,x perlu link back kot..and i've read this article so many times before(and i'm sure some of u guys also read it before),and tetiba terjumpa balik orang forwardkan..agak panjang..but worth reading..enjoy!!
A Conversation for Introduction To Philosophy students - enjoy
An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to his Class on the Problem Science has with GOD , the ALMIGHTY. He asked one of his New Students to stand and . . .
Professor :Do you Believe in GOD ? Student : Absolutely, sir. Professor : Is GOD Good ? Student : Sure. Professor : Is GOD ALL - POWERFUL ? Student : Yes. Professor : My Brother died of Cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn't. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?
(Student was silent )
Professor : You can't answer, can you ? Let's start again, Young fella. Is GOD Good? Student : Yes. Professor : Is Satan good ? Student : No. Professor : Where does Satan come from ? Student : From . . . GOD . . . Professor : That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world? Student : Yes. Professor : Evil is everywhere, isn't it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct? Student : Yes. Professor : So who created evil ?
(Student did not answer)
Professor : Is there Sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don't they? Student : Yes, sir. Professor : So, who created them ?
(Student had no answer)
Professor : Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son . . . Have you ever seen GOD? Student : No, sir. Professor : Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD? Student : No , sir. Professor : Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD , smelt your GOD ? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter? Student : No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't. Professor : Yet you still believe in HIM? Student : Yes. Professor : According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son? Student : Nothing. I only have my faith. Professor : Yes, faith. And that is the problem science has.
Student asks and professor answers Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat? Professor : Yes. Student : And is there such a thing as cold? Professor : Yes. Student : No, sir. There isn't..
(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events )
Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega Heat, white Heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don't have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There was pin-drop silence in the Lecture Theatre )
Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness? Professor : Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness? Student : You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light . . but if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn't it? In reality, darkness isn't. If it is, you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?
Professor : So what is the point you are making, Young Man ? Student : Sir, my point is your Philosophical premise is flawed. Professor : Flawed ? Can you explain how? Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a Good GOD and a Bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science can't even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey? Professor : If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.
Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going)
Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?
(The class was in uproar )
Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the professor's brain?
(The class broke out into laughter)
Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? . . .No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures,sir?
(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable)
Professor : I guess you'll have to take them on faith, son. Student : That is it sir . . . exactly ! The link between MAN & GOD is FAITH. That is all that keeps things alive and moving.
That student was Albert Einstein.
p/s:i'm not sure if the student really was albert einstein, i mean at the end of the article anyone can just put any name they want, for eg: that student was jean claud van damme,or that student was padayappa(zass!! efek kain atas bahu)
bangun2 je fawwaz bagitahu doktor dah masuk kelas..kelam kabut terus mandi..sigh..harini lambat lagi..
nasib baik aku memang amalkan pepatah mat salleh "better late than never"
so pergi jugak mandi then ke universiti..(lewat 20 minit)
u see..if u are tanta university student,u might know that pintu belakang now have rantai besi untuk halang student2 yang stubborn and banyak lemak(sebelum ni xde)..ada dua pintu kat situ..satu untuk masuk and satu untuk keluar/kereta..
sebelum ini dah banyak cubaan2 kami buat untuk masuk ikut pintu keluar ni..kalau pakcik tu tegur..selalunya ignore je..lol..kesian jugak..sebelum ni xde rantai besi and pintu tu luas..so selalu lepas je(smangat sgt pulak kalau pakcik guard tu nak kejar x bagi masuk..x manis dipandang orang semangat2 pagi2 ni..)
so..harini saya berazam untuk xnak dengar cakap pak cik ni dan lakukan sedikit jenayah kecil..hihihi..sebab apa kitorang degil jugak?? sebab dari rumah memang lalu pintu besar ni dulu(kire lagi dkt la)..so bermulalah aktiviti melawan cakap orang tua..
sbb smalam dh tertido awal..so dlm kol 4 tu dh terjage
dok lepak2 buat bende2 dilarang agama, bazir mase, baju xnk jgk dilipat..
pastu dlm kol 9 tdo..padahal kelas kol 9 stgh..hrni xde mood sgt nk pg kelas..dtg lmbt sket r..
dlm 9 50 br nk btolak..hari ni mandi tp x basuh rambut..sbb bace tips nk rambut x kering..jgn mandi pagi..yg pandir sgt aku ni ngikut je..buat teori sendiri..ye r..amoi2 kt mlesia sume rambut hanye gune jari je..besinar2..sume hasil gigih dorg x mandi pagi berbulan2 tu..bkn senang..mmg disaster r rambut ak td..dandruff bleh buat orang salji tinggi che hanifuddin..
sng je camne nk lps dr kene tegur ngan dokter..jgn buat eye contact ble msk kelas..blagak je mcm anda x lmbt..tp dokter yg awal..xpn blagak cm anda ni kucing..ye r..kucing ni kalau lalu lalang org bkn kesah sgt..kalau mtk makan baru org sepak rusuk..anyway..
masuk2 je ade slide adenoid facies..die sbb nasal obstruction..so,org tu nafas ikut mulut..pastu cm adelah deformities2 die..korg gugel la sndr ek..so ade r kawan aku skola dlu..muke die mmg mtk plempang bak kate rakan yg lain..ye la..waktu skolah dlu kn jahil..mane tau die ade disease..ade jgk orang tanye die ni..
orang tanye: ko ni pehal ternganga je?? trend??
budak nganga: ko hitam aku xbising pun!!
bdk tu pn kalau die bgtau elok2 mgkn org paham..tp die pn jenis pantas mulut..sian jgk org sume xnk tdo ngan die..sbb wajiblah berpeta amerika selatan plus caribbean kat bantal die sbb tdo x tutup mulut..ye r..die mane bleh nafas ikut hidung..syukurlah aku xde penyakit camtu..(sesape yg bace ni ade disease tu saye nk mtk maaf awal2 la ek kalau terasa hati)
owh,ni bkn kawan saya,ni gambar hiasan je
kurang pnh dgr x psl bende taboo kt mesir ni?? contohnye:
1st taboo: perempuan yg dh kawin kene gemuk, nk tunjuk yg suami die kaya dan sayang kat die bg makan secukupnya lah org kate
2nd taboo: lelaki x boleh angkat barang atas kepala sebab dikatakan aib
3rd taboo: lelaki xleh klua rumah pakai kain sbb mnunjukkan yg dorg br lepas berjimak
yg 3 taboo (taboo ke) lebih kpd culture kot..jap ek jk gugel def. of taboo..prohibit bla bla bla..xpela..asal korg faham ape aku nk sampaikan.. xtau la kalu bende2 ni btol..tp aku dgr camtu r.. srius aku x kesah..sbb every nation tu mesti ade culture and pantang larang die..but 2 hari yg aku masuk kelas ENT ni..ade 2 dokter ckp psl perangai egyptian patient esp yg dok kt rural sket..
4th taboo: u can say that their child have cancer and they can accept it..but never said dat their child have mental problem..they wouldn't and might hit u!! (yg hit tu aku tambah je)
5th taboo: if their child have disease and u wanna ask history(esp family hereditary nye disease) from their parents and families and u ask do they have the disease..they would say"NO!!", we don't have such disease..but nanti..dorg plak dtg wif same disease after sometimes..kan dah susah nk diagnosis
bg akula..asal nk malu kalau kite ade penyakit(mgkn penyakit yg cm secret and confidential tu senyap je kot)..bknnye manusia ni perfect pn..bak kate pepatah simple plan "i'm sorry i can't be perfect.."
fun facts: tahukah anda vicks(ade mentol dlm nye)yang digunakan waktu hidung tersumbat,cume stimulate receptors dlm hidung korg membuatkan rase berangin n korg rase hidung korg dh x tersumbat..tp sbenarnye x relief pn hidung tsumbat tu..tu kate dokter la..kalau slh xtau r..mcm korg makan mentos la rase berangin
p/s: igt lg waktu kecik,nenek aku kate jgn duduk atas bantal nnt bontot bisul..sumpah aku caye dan takut gle nk dok atas bantal..aku rela bantal duduk atas aku walau bontot lenguh..
